Uncle Bukakke special conversation

Uncle B: Having lunch next to malin akerman (chick from watchmen). What should I say to her??????
PimpD: "Hi I'm uncle b.  I love your work.  Can I get you a drink?" or  "Hi, I'm uncle b, and I'm mormon, so I don't really have a secret desire to fuck your asshole, but I'm branching out, of late, and was curious if I could maybe suck your tits after lunch?  My car might be a good venue.  Because then I can finger your taint and rub it on my nipples." "I didn't like the Watchmen, but if you like Watchingmen ejaculate, then I think we should hang out in the bathroom ASAP.""I am a Doctor of Cunt.  This is your lucky day.". Then hand her a knife.
Uncle B: Dude love the second to last one. It worked!!!!  Lol. Hahahahah. 
PimpD: Order her a glass of milk, and tell the waiter to say that it's from you.  When it arrives, "Hi, I just saw Pee Wee Herman at the Nokia Theater.  He did this awesome bukkake trick to all of us in the front row.  I'll show you right now." Then pour milk on her tits.
Uncle B: Hahahahahahaah. Awesome!!!!!
PimpD: "Have you ever seen hot snowflakes before?  It sounds impossible, but they really exist, I swear."  Then unzip your pants.
Uncle B: Cyrano de Sarno. This is awesome. Gonna test some of this shit out. She is so hot dude. I am in love. Tighest fitting snow outfit I have ever seen. 
PimpD: Ok, you want serious advice?
Uncle B: But ur watchmen comment has me on the floor. I told my buddy who is likewise laughing out of control. We are making asses out of ourselves.  Yes. Serious too. Lol. 
PimpD: Tell her "I'm a huge fan, and frankly, I love you kinda.  Would you take a picture with me?" Is she with a dude?
Uncle B: Alone. But adam brody is here too at her table "making time" with her and is a cock-block at the moment. 
PimpD: I'm lookin at her now - she's super hot$ Go up to both of them, and say, "the faggot convention is over now, so when you're done talking to him, I'll be right over there.  Thanks."